Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Im"pear"ed

I found some pears in a trash can.

Being hungry I ate them all.

Afterwards in a short time span

I felt like I might maybe fall.

All about me began to spin.

It was those pears I ate, I thunk,

Put me in the state I was in.

I concluded that I was drunk.

Those pears must have been long around

To have fermented with old age.

When I found them, I also found

My own inebriated stage.

After a while ended my whirl.

I once more was a sober squirrel.