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Lettuce Keep on - LP Zoo

Lettuce with Luigi - tune in
To the latest installment that
So far has been a ratings win
Of this sloth in his habitat.
Each segment focuses upon
Me hanging out and chowing down,
A repeating phenomenon,
But worthy of viewing renown.
I don't know why the viewers be
So obsessive in my pursuit.
I guess the viewers yearn to see
Somebody that is so darn cute.

I'm always here for you to view
Here at home in Lincoln Park Zoo.