Sense Sonnet - Acher

Bad Day for Caspar

Caspar the camel was inside
His No Trespassing habitat,
When a human gal did decide
To trespass where Caspar was at.
So Caspar did sit upon her,
Because she dared be in his yard.
The human gal was scared for sure,
And bit Caspar's testicle hard.
Caspar let the human gal up,
And the police took her away.
Caspar got shots and a big cup.
It was not the camel's best day.

It happened on a Wednesday and
Not the hump day Caspar had planned.