Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Bachelor Pad - LP Zoo

I do a bachelor's life, I do,
Awaiting time to find a mate
Here at home in Lincoln Park Zoo.
Such a life is gorilla great!
The bachelor pad is big enough,
Giving me lots of time and space
To get away from roomie stuff,
Lone time at a leisurely pace.
I'm enjoying my teenage years
As my back gets silverer when
Being a future Dad appears.
I'll rest now to be ready then.

When you come visit me, no doubt,
Most likely I'll be hanging out.