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Buffy - LP Zoo

They do call me Buffy, they do.
I am not a vampire slayer.
I am known at Lincoln park Zoo
As the biggest bird egg layer.
Each egg I lay can be in size
Five inches long, six inches wide,
And can weigh thirty pounds - surprise!
This ostrich lays each egg with pride.
The keepers keep some eggs to be
Sold as a gift shop souvenir,
After egg contents are empty.
The shell has very hard veneer.

My bigly egg laying is fact,
Super awesome to be "eggs"act!