Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Hair Trump and the Cap

"Make America Great Again,"
On the cap I have come to hate.
Pushed on me, it is a real pain.
I do not like to share the pate.
The cap goes on, the cap comes off,
No matter how I rant and rave.
The boss should know his well known coif
Wants no part of a messy wave.
The Donald's in a winning phase
Thanks to me - his goldiorange locks.
The slogan is a bigly phrase.
Stick it elsewhere - how 'bout the socks!

Hair Trump makes sweat to let boss know
This doggone cap has got to go.