Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Hell If I Know

If I sin I will go to hell,
Becuz the Bible tells me so.
I'm waiting for someone to tell
If that's really true - doncha know!
But so far I have not heard from
Someone who went to hell and back
To give the low down on sin some,
So I might get the inside track.
What of sin of lesser degree?
That's what I really want to learn.
For fibbing I don't want to be
Forever stuck in hell to burn.

Tiz hell for sinners here on Earth,
Not knowing what each sin is worth!