Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Urine the Money

The ancient Romans had to pay
A tax upon the urine flow.
Fast forward to the modern day,
Politicians will make it so.
A urine user fee will be
Assessed per person based upon
A metered chip in each body,
Measuring each phenomenon.
Of personal urine flushed to
The sewer of public domain,
Limitless source of revenue -
Call it a toilet gravy train.

We the People do pee, so yes -
An outcome tax by IRS!