Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Be All of Be Claws

As a giant armadillo,
I tire of humans trying to
Check out the claws of long ago -
Did what have longer than I do?
Yes, dinosaurs probably did -
A claw found here, a claw found there.
But who are these trying to kid?
Tiz relative for those who care
How long is claw compared to bod?
And dino bods are hard to find.
But check out how my bod be clawed,
And I am the whoppingest kind.

I really like Xmas because
I unwrap gifts with sandy claws!