Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Rough Sex

There were two spiders, he and she,
That humans grabbed and made to mate.
Humans desired, apparently,
To check her genitalia fate,
The theory being that he snipped
Off her handle when he was done,
So that she was no more equipped
To get it on with the next one.
Just as the two were hooked up so,
The humans gave a blast of freeze,
And froze forever the duo,
Him snipping her in their last squeeze.

Spiders bothered in their connects,
Humans are so obsessed with sex.