Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Maybe Mrs. Jesus?

On a scrap of papyrus tiz
A "my wife" reference which does
Stick the Church in some messy biz,
If this is Jesus writing cuz
That would infer Jesus had sex.
Is that how the Savior should act?
Such a thought for the Church does vex.
Oh God, please don't let it be fact!
The "my wife" refers to the Church,
That's how Churchites put out the spin.
Jesus sought not sex but soul search.
The rest get to do sex and sin.

The question is - does Jesus' wife
Nag him in everlasting life?