Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Bo and the Pen and the Phone

The Oval Office - I stopped by.
The Prez was holding pen and phone.
He said, "Bo, I just don't know why"
"I have to do this all alone."
"Exec orders to call and sign."
"To do stuff the people don't need,"
"The legacy that will be mine -"
"I did it my way - yes indeed."
The Prez put down the phone and pen,
And picked up his putter instead.
He was ignoring me again,
So I got back into his head.

The Prez called me a naughty pup.
His pen and phone - I chewed 'em up.