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More Miserable Windy City

Most miserable cities list -
Fourth on Forbes list is Chicago.
And maybe Mayor Rahm reminisced
'Twas number six a year ago.
So the more Mayor Rahm is around,
The more miserable we are.
At this rate, Chicago is bound
In misery to be the star.
But Chicago - Rahm's got on tap
A smarter, faster way to tell
Us of more misery by app,
Know real time as we go to hell.

By the time Rahm's first term is done,
Chicago should be number one.