Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Lemonade from Lemons

Since We the People have to pay
Congress, let's turn it to a sport,
A perfect place for games to play
By such a wild and crazy sort.
Let's make it legal to bet on
If Repubbie or Demmie teams
Dump the most crappy points upon,
And shaft the public with most reams.
All the teams' members can enhance
Incompetence by steroid use,
Better to spin their song and dance,
Screwing us all with their screws loose.

Congress, a legal sport should be -
Arena of hypocrisy.