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Bill v Donald Show

Bill Maher vs Donald Trump,
Both mouths that mainly do speak trash,
Not from the head, but from the rump,
But good if charities get cash.
Was Trump's dad an orangutan?
Did Maher's mom wish to abort?
Such heavy issues that do span
All the airwaves lippy assort.
So stupid is as stupid talks,
As both these dudes prove oh so well,
As each tries to outdo in mocks,
The dumb stuff that each has to sell.

But if spreading all this manure,
Charities benefit - for sure!