Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Be Mum Alum

I am Princeton and I am proud
Of the status symbol I am.
Shame on the alum who shouts loud
That I am nothing but a scam.
That alum did use my good name
For entry into a career
That brought him both fortune and fame.
And now my good name he does smear.
He calls mine lazy liberal
Who do not teach kids properly.
Just because we bounced off his skull,
Is no excuse to be nasty.

Ever since Stossel went to Fox,
He's more a find fault chatterbox.