Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Altered Stars

The murder scene is in the school,
Tony Danza's English classroom.
The killer used some strange sharp tool
To seal the dead janitor's doom.
Angie Harmon checks out the bod.
The throat's been slashed from ear to ear.
Pink polish in the wound is odd.
Serena William's needed here,
To check out suspect manicure.
Angie, Serena and Tony
Look at all hands until they're sure
Who a pink finger nail less be.

The celebrities solve the crime.
The principal is doing time.