Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Play with Mel

Maybe Mel Gibson will agree
To making him an action doll,
Which will spew forth vile bigotry,
Red faced, armwaving - a screwball.
Paying off his girlfriends and wife,
Mel probably could use some cash.
So an action doll true to life
Could finance his fits of mouth trash.
One neat feature of the doll's head,
It would open up to show Mel's brain.
Pull out the bad parts and instead,
Only the good parts would remain.

So Mad Mel is the doll to sell
For buyer to turn Mellow Mel.