Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Faced Booked

The Facebook biz belongs to me.
Zuckerberg and I made a deal.
The website was supposed to be
A live yearbook of mine for real.
A checkered legal past should not
Be a ban to me getting mine.
Yes, there was that drug trouble spot
With probation and hefty fine.
I used those magic mushrooms for
Medical reasons - to relax.
Being a genius is a chore,
And stresses me out to the max.

With all thise Facebook billions, I
Can afford a Howard Hughes high.