Sense Sonnet - Tickler

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I, Osama bin Laden, am
Doing my latest tirade tape
'Cause the dollar is worth my damn.
We should no longer bow and scrape
Before the dollar no mighty,
No more the false god once all thought.
Now just a dying currency,
Stained in the blood that it has bought.
Let's do the world biz dollarless.
Osama currency sounds nice.
I've ordered up a printing press
On Ebay - selling at half price.

As I sit here and rant and rave,
The dollar does paper my cave.