Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Rotten Deal

Shortly after my husband died,
His golf membership came due.
But no matter how hard I tried
To cancel, I had to renew.
The club insisted death did not
Cancel a member's need to pay
All dues that the club did allot.
The contract was worded that way.
While my pending lawsuit drags out,
I dug my husband up, and had
His body delivered. No doubt
His club thinks that I am so bad.

His locker is hubby's new tomb,
Inside the clubhouse locker room.