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Welcome - Psychiatric Hotline.
Multiple personality -
Press buttons 5,6,8 and 9.
Press 1 over repeatedly,
If an obsessive/compulsive.
If manic/depressive just press
But an answer, no one will give.
If co-dependent, more or less,
Then ask somebody to press 2.
And if you are schizophrenic,
Then a little voice will tell you
Which number to press you should pick.

Anxious - press buttons uncontrolled.
Anal retentive - then please hold.