Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Herman's Best Friend

Michael Phelps, hero of the gold,
Olympian swimmer atop
Them all, for the world to behold,
Risen as the cream of the crop.
I know this guy better than all,
And could care less about his fame.
His ups and downs - I get his call.
First on his fav list is my name.
Nobody has his heart like me.
He knows that I am always there.
The one, unconditionally,
That offers him the most to share.

And who is this guru asks you?
I am bulldog, Herman, that's who.