Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Took a Wrong Hop

A princess sat beside a stream.
A frog jumped up into her lap,
And said as hard as it might seem,
He really was a handsome chap,
And needed only one sweet kiss
To break the evil witch's spell.
Then together, they'd be in bliss.
The princess said, "Oh, what the hell!"
And to the castle took the frog,
Giving him some you and me line.
Fast forward to the epilogue.
The princess is about to dine.

In bliss, she takes a great big bite.
Sauteed frogs legs - such a delight.