Sense Sonnet - Pumper

What to Give?

Giving a very unique gift,
Not on a list to Santa Claus,
Gives endangered species a lift;
Contributes to a worthy cause.
Purchased by auction on EBay
From a foundation charity.
Who cares what price I have to pay
For the stocking stuffer to be?
Available in White or Black,
Or Indian or Sumatran.
Regrettably, there is a lack
Of the so very rare Javan.

A gift to knock one for a loop -
A big chunk of dried rhino poop.