Sense Sonnet - Steamer

My Mistake

Now where did I park that damn car?
It's hell when a body gets old.
There it is. But those men! They are
Getting in it. Thieves are so bold.
Well, when they see my gun, they'll know
They goofed. "Hey - hands up you jerks! Freeze!"
Just as I thought. Look at 'em go.
Got to get home.Where are my keys?
Once safe at home, I'll call police.
The key won't turn. Shoot! Just relax.
A cop - will wonders never cease?
He tells some embarrassing facts.

"Ma'am, 4 guys said you pulled a gun,"
"And stole their car. They had to run."