Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Pussy "Purr"adise

Oh, I'm a lucky cat, I am.
I've the run of this house, I do.
The precious pet of the Madam,
I do my job and have fun too.
The girls all treat me really nice,
'Twixt and 'tween their turning of tricks,
And 'tween and 'twixt my chasing mice.
Rodents and sex stuff just don't mix.
Sometimes I watch them one on one,
And give each pro and john a grade.
Getting all horny looks like fun;
But, alas, Madam had me spayed.

Here's fair warning to any mouse -
You'll be caught dead in this cat house.