Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Flock Talk

A ventriloquist did look at
Buying the Farmer Brown's small farm.
While with Brown, he decided that
A little fun could do no harm.
They both walked by the barnyard stands,
A milk cow turned to them and spoke,
"You always milk me with cold hands."
"Damn." The farmer wheezed in a choke,
A voice came from the chicken coop.
"Us hens are being underfed."
The farmer seemed thrown for a loop.
At the sheep pen, the farmer said,

"These sheep might tell some tales - okay?"
"Just don't believe a word they say."